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1. 5 things you probably will never make from The Joy of Cooking. I especially like #5 - my dad has a soft spot for horehound candies, so I may just have to learn how to make them.

2. No more neon orange cheese. Don't get me wrong - I love neon. On my shoes, on my nails, on my clothes. Not so much on my food. Do you think the taste will change, though?

3. 21 things curvy girls won't ever say. And here's number twenty-two.

4. Speaking of which: Fellow curvy girls, do you wear bikinis? I have a curvy girlfriend who recently posted pictures of herself rockin' a bikini on her honeymoon, and I thought, "Damn, I wish I had her confidence." I think it's high time I honey badger this shit and get a bikini. But which one?

5. The introvert's guide to hosting a dinner party. This is so me. I might be bright and bubbly in public, but that's only because I go to bed at nine and don't talk to anyone but Sous Chef after hours. I am the most extroverted introvert you'll ever meet. Seriously. I need to start employing the end time rule though - usually I just excuse myself, go to bed and leave Sous Chef to say goodbye to our guests.