2. So we celebrated St. Patrick's Day a day early. Say hello to St. Paturday; a day full of puns even worse than "St. Paturday".
3. Example: At one location, I ordered an Orange Crush. I then placed said beverage on the Sous Chef's shoulder and said, "Hey, Sous Chef! I've got a Crush on you!" He pretended to be engrossed in the Maryland game on TV. I do not blame him.
4. At one point in the evening, I saw one of the aforementioned pretend idiot girls walking down the street, dressed in green sequins and a flashing green necklace. I yelled across the street to her, "Happy St. Patrick's Day!!" and all she did was look at me and turn to go into a bar. Not a very festive reaction, if you ask me. But then again, she was wearing cut-off shorts on a thirty degree March evening, so perhaps she wasn't actually pretending to be an idiot.
5. Don't piss me off on St. Patrick's Day. I am Irish and not afraid to insult you the next day on my blog.
6. Oh. And I discovered RumChata. Holy cow. Literally.
7. I am already moving on to the next holiday - Easter. As I write this, I've got hard boiled eggs wrapped in cut-up lace underwear, sitting in natural food dye. Thank you, Martha Stewart.
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